Without a doubt a 1970s rockstar

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    14 days ago

    big-ass dragon.

    skate around on hot wheels, zip around the burj khalifa, blend in with humans.

    wear a beat-up rag in the desert and save a traveler.

    be mysterious at the soup kitchen. but an observant worker notices something’s off.

    live through a hundred calamities because eh, humanity will get through it.

    smash a wall with my big-ass human-form tail.

    eat 1500 drumsticks, sleep 80 hours, then fix the wall bc the landlord’s a nice lady and i don’t want to disquiet her.

    the soup kitchen friend is on to me.

    big-ass dragon.