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Easy. Garlic bread.
Already got a wife who loves me. And if she were to pass away, I have a lifetime supply of garlic bread. What sane woman wouldn’t want access to that?
Vampire gf. I can still acquire garlic bread, just let her know when I’m gonna be garlicky so she can make other plans. Communication y’all
I can make garlic bread, but would that drive away my new vampire girlfriend?
That vampires hate garlic is a myth put forth by big suck to have us season ourselves. Source: Thor
