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Good to know that I, too, have the body of an action movie star.
People these days just don’t appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
People these days just don’t appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.
You may not like it, but this is what peak chair performance looks like.
Lmao that chair is hanging on for dear life 😂
I’m surprised the NKs haven’t cannibalized him out of desperation yet
They tried, but he Akidoed them all to death by using their own energy against them and eating them first.
My favorite Steven Seagal story, from his Wikipedia page:
Seagal has been accused by former stunt performers who have worked with him, including Kane Hodder, Stephen Quadros, and Gene LeBell, of intentionally hitting stuntmen during scenes. Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film’s stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was “immune” to being choked unconscious, LeBell offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal’s neck, and once Seagal said “go”, proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels. Seagal bodyguard and stuntman Steven Lambert stated he was present and said that a confrontation did happen, during which Seagal elbowed LeBell before he could lock the hold on Seagal, after which LeBell flipped Seagal.
I’m just using your story as an excuse to promote Bobby Fingers. Check out a diorama on the confrontation.
You can not go wrong with Bobby Fingers.
I’m glad you did. What craftsmanship!
The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.
to be morbidly obese at 72 doesnt typically end well.
none of us will end well. 72 is a great run. so many who don’t even get that far. nobody gets out of this thing alive.
Yet.
This is my sign that I should get on my rowing machine
You know this isn’t a mirror, right?
Then why do I see myself in it?
What the hell ate the thing that ate Seven Segal?
Eight Segal.
Remind me of a joke:
Why is six afraid of seven?
punchline
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Aikido’d the fuck out of some hamberders.
That’s a tactical kitchen chair, he does his best shooting from there.
You can tell because the chair is on deadly ground.
More like Steven Sealgal.
Steven Seatgal
Steven Meatpile
From Space Ice - Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down
One of the funniest videos on YouTube is cumtown talking about segal movies
Fatly walking around corners
Link pliss…
https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4?si=MIZ11IINEaljMWBv
“that’s supposed to let you know her pussy isn’t ruined” - possibly one of the funniest things anyone has ever said
I know! I had to watch it again after I posted this 🤣
Essential viewing
Space ice is also good: https://m.youtube.com/c/SpaceIce/videos
Well, he’s ugly as fuck on the inside too so I guess that just checks out now.
I understand how he turned fat, but how did he turn asian?
