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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Anon hates smartphones

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Anon hates smartphones

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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

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Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
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  anal-locked
  
  new kind of biometrics?
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    Insert authentication dildo to continue.
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    Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
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      Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?

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