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- microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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Lmao just because I’ve read this I will do it, and if I ever hear anyone complaining about this I will do it again
A warning, or instructions?
Yes
Oxygenlifting is breathing in less polluted oxygen from areas only intended for the rich.
Viewlifting is travelling to wealthy neighbourhoods and taking in the beautiful beachfront, river front, or lakefront views that are only intended for the people who purchased property there. They paid a lot of money for those views, and they don’t want lower socioeconomic people coming in and using up all the majestic views for free.
Maybe don’t sell plants for like $15 that can easily be grown off some shit on the ground for free
Sometimes I pick the chillis at the garden centre and take them home to cook with.
“But thats actually theft…”I DGAF
People picking leaves off plants and damaging them is clearly shitty, and I can see why they would prevent “no it fell off by itself honest” as an excuse.
Try to prosecute that, bitch!
My grandfather, he had a big garden with lots of plants, had been banned from most of the garden stores within a 20 mile radius of his home because he was known to pick leaves of the plants and make saplings out of them.
When he was 76, we had to pick him up from a local police station, since he insulted the officers whilst picking saplings and being caught for driving without a seatbelt.
I miss him.
