Okay but seriously whose cum is your typical fuel?
Sufferin succotash
I like to imagine this is about president Garfield, and it makes it so, so much better
D… does it?
It does. It really does. Imagine the raw power of the man
That’s some old stank, the man died nearly 150 years ago…
And yet he still cums.
I lol’d and would follow if I wanted to join that nazi shit site.
To be fair, this post is years older than the South African nazi buying Twitter.
Indeed but I can’t retroactively follow on that nazi shit show owned by a piece of shit nazi shit head.
High level Shitposting. I love it.
By this logic, all cum is fuel. Leave Garfield out of it!
Or Garfield is the fuel, and the cum is just a regenerative source of Garfield. Other parts of Garfield might produce energy at an inferior rate.
“It” being his ass.
Similar to the Higgs boson, Garfield’s ass is instrumental in converting mass to energy.
But it’s not Garfield’s ass, it’s OP’S ass that is claimed to have the ability to turn cum into fuel.
Although we don’t really know if Garfield is the fuel, or the cum. Perhaps energy would be achieved by shoving any part of Garfield into the ass. It might just be about efficiency.
Someone get to the lab and start doing the needed tests to solve this.
My body is a machine that takes cum and creates orgasms, that technically counts?
I’ve got this nagging feeling that a GarfieldMoe community exists somewhere…