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minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoNo he just gets replaced, like that goldfish you had when you were a kid.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoTeaching opportunity about death! And even old age when he doesn’t work as well!
minus-squareEch@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year ago“In today’s society, we use up our friends until they’re an empty husk, then throw away the carcass! Now get your crayons out.”
minus-squareRoomAndBored [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agodeleted by creator
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoWith all the horses that retired from racing.
minus-squaretrailing9@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year agoClose. Derek was a race horse! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_glue
minus-squareelrik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoHold a small ceremony to celebrate its life as you lower Derek into the proper disposal bin.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoAs you can see children, Derek is no longer able to provide any benefit so we throw him in the trash. Remember this.
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoKids need to learn the horrors of capitalism early
minus-squareDroechai@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoYou mean the “retirement home”, it’s more suitable than calling it the waste basket
minus-squareKlaymore@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoDo they have refillable glue sticks?
minus-squareButteredMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoYou say, “Oh, how terrible! I guess we will just have to send him to the hospital to be refilled.” Then you put Steve on your desk and when all the kids go home, you chuck Steve in the garage and set a brand new Steve out for tomorrow.
minus-squarethanksforallthefish@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoDerek. Derek was the glue stick. Steve was the tortured pencil. I’m starting to think you don’t really care. Are you even human ? Hmmm ?
minus-squarenat_turner_overdrive [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoemergency glue transplant from an anonymous, new-from-the-store donor without a name
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No he just gets replaced, like that goldfish you had when you were a kid.
Teaching opportunity about death! And even old age when he doesn’t work as well!
“In today’s society, we use up our friends until they’re an empty husk, then throw away the carcass! Now get your crayons out.”
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With all the horses that retired from racing.
Close. Derek was a race horse!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_glue
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Hold a small ceremony to celebrate its life as you lower Derek into the proper disposal bin.
As you can see children, Derek is no longer able to provide any benefit so we throw him in the trash. Remember this.
Kids need to learn the horrors of capitalism early
You mean the “retirement home”, it’s more suitable than calling it the waste basket
Do they have refillable glue sticks?
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You say, “Oh, how terrible! I guess we will just have to send him to the hospital to be refilled.” Then you put Steve on your desk and when all the kids go home, you chuck Steve in the garage and set a brand new Steve out for tomorrow.
Derek. Derek was the glue stick. Steve was the tortured pencil.
I’m starting to think you don’t really care. Are you even human ? Hmmm ?
emergency glue transplant from an anonymous, new-from-the-store donor without a name