Leave me alone Jeep!

Waiting for the window glass one

Bud, my car is older than you and has driven enough to circle the globe ten times. You’re really stretching the definition of “extended” here.

But, you know, if y’all wanna pay to repaint it, I won’t say no lmao

Ages ago, I got physical mail from these scams. Then, when I was driving a 28 year old import van, I started getting robocalls and spam texts about my extended warranty. Buddy, my extended warranty was probably up 25 years ago and would be speaking Japanese to me about it.