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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this - this one was a bit late, I got distracted)
the richest boy in the world sued to stop The Onion from turning infowars into a parody of itself on the grounds that he thinks infowars’ twitter accounts shouldn’t be transferred as part of the bankruptcy even though that’s something that happens constantly and also wouldn’t impact the rest of the bankruptcy proceedings even if it were grounded in anything resembling fact
Musk has also tweeted occasionally that he believes The Onion is not funny.
it’s getting really hard to adequately describe how funny musk isn’t. it’s not just try-hard shit like the weird sink thing, the soul-sucking cameos, or the fact that he’s literally throwing his money into stopping a comedy site from existing — it’s everything taken as a whole. I’d call him anti-comedy, but he’s so much less interesting than that implies
Musk is the most boring and pathetic kind of unfunny where he desperately wants to be in on the joke but is terrified that the joke is on him (because it is). Rather than accept this with any kind of humility he instead cannot accept the L and has basically spent all his vast money and power making that everyone else’s problem.
He is the worst mad scientist, ranting about how they called him mad when what we actually said was “lol u mad bro?”
The Onion clowns on Ol’ Musky constantly, despite his efforts to shut them down. Around the peak space X buzz, they wrote a headline that was like “Musk invents the first infinitely divorceable wife”, which he managed to scrub from the internet (or at least, I can’t find it within 5 seconds), but other than that, he can only cope and seethe. He knows the onion is funny and can do nothing to become funny himself.
I would label him as anti-humor or humorless. Dishumorous?
This is completely off topic I think but I need you all to see this, it’s important on a spiritual level
This map is infinitely sneerable, every region you look at is somehow worse than the previous one, regardless of the order in which you do that.
Tag yourself, I’m Cracked Coast, population 17.
Unifying belgium and the Netherlands makes me think really bad things about the map designers. People who want that are either fools who dont know much about the region or white nationalist fascists. (They often also want SA included)
Why does the region around Armenia look so unchanged? Why is Transylvania in Ukraine? Italy becomes Romania, ok I’ve had enough
there are two transylvanias
There is no Poland, which unfortunately tracks, historically.
I can see Denmark having Scania now, which is what a lot of the more racist Scanians have wanted since forever. But you can’t just split Sweden (Sverige, Svea Rike) into Sweden and Svealand, which isn’t even historically correct (it’s way too big).
Also Ulster being 50% of the island of Eire is gonna work out great.
someone needs to stop paradox gamers from interfacing with the real world
Isn’t there a huge neo-nazi subculture around Paradox games, with weird mods and stuff?
As a bit of a map painter, Paradox themselves nowadays takes a pretty anti neo-nazi stance. And most public places do so as well (this was a relatively recent change btw, people didn’t seem to notice just how bad remove kebab memes etc were). There is sadly the general undertone of ‘ironic’ far right meme culture which is pervasive in gaming. So that will always be a problem. So neo-nazis not so much, but people making jokes about genocide, and the high risk of your fave content creator suddenly going some weird anti leftwing/culture war rant which makes it clear he (it is always a he) knows nothing yes very much. No idea how much of these people are crypto-fascists or not, as the rest of the space does seem welcoming to trans people and women. (this is my view of the general paradox gaming culture places I have been into, I’m not denying there are neo-nazi groups into paradox games, they just don’t seem to be overt or liked vs the general edgelord gamer types).
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1.2 thousand upvotes for the LLM equivalent of adding a little astrology to your holistic medicine. reddit ain’t ok
Promptfondlers too lazy to even fondle prompts anymore. I’m sure this is the prime target demographic for Elon’s brain chips.
Police are openly admitting to using chatGPT to hallucinate reports. I’m sure they were before, but now they’re comfortable enough to admit to it.
Nothing could possibly go wrong with this. Nothing at all.
great news for lawyers hopefully
I wonder if we’re going to see Baldur Bjarnason or Emily Bender tapped as expert witnesses in the not-too-distant future.
currently in vc delusion, the public just doesn’t understand how to move about efficiently
the levels of not-even-wrong from these dipshits continue to be astounding
If I mathed right that’d be one waymo every 350 feet of road on average. Is that a lot? It sounds like it might be a lot. Especially since self-driving cars greatest weakness appears to be driving in the vicinity of other self-driving cars.
I think the idea is to solve that by networking all the self-driving cars together. I’m sure the long history of trying to get vendors to agree on a standard when they all benefit individually from the lock-in of proprietary systems has nothing to teach us about this prospect.
here’s a thought. what if we just stacked every building on top of each other and had the cars drive vertically along the outside. then you wouldn’t need roads at all
I have a stanford degree just like this guy btw. so you have to take my idea seriously
