• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Man, I wish. I used to drink Whiskey and beer all the time. Then my colon said “FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!”. Now the doctors tell me to not do that anymore.

      You want some beer? No, you’ll get cancer.

      Want some cheeseburgers? No, you’ll get cancer.

      Want some potato chips? No, you’ll get cancer.

      Want to drive a Tesla? No, I’m not a nazi. Plus they’re ugly as hell.