Hydrophobia is another term for an active Rabies infection. Rabies is assumed to be the source of many mythological creatures, including werewolves and vampires. So if you offer someone water, and they refuse, best to poke them with something silver and sharp just to see how they react.

Just don’t shove it down our throats!

Needing water is a choice

Hydrophones be like “I’m dying of rabies!”