• Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com
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    2 months ago

    I think we can avoid any donkey punching. Let me know if you’re down to try anything. We can even give up the capsaicin for safety ;)

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      Well unfortunately I am a bit crippled at the moment, still got a ways of physical therapy to go…

      But, I suppose if you give me another 3 to 6 months, I’m down for probably almost anything that isn’t likely to kill me or leave another scar.

      Maybe we could just try to make out with the capsacin?

      … Hrm.

      Now that I think of it… I have been uh, handled, at one point… I think she literally used a small amount of kerosene.

      I dunno if that burns more or less than capsacin, but… I did actually enjoy that.

      Though I imagine I’d have been screaming in pain if any of that made it actually into my urethra.

      So… yeah.

      Capsacin? Maybe.