Anything by Jelly Roll
Any song that just repeats the same shit on loop for the entire duration.
For example “Say” by John Mayer just says “say what you need to say” 42 times then it doesn’t even have an actual ending, just fades out. It’s definitely not the only song that follows this model.
Music by nature has some degree of repetition, but jfc make more than just two measures before you publish it as a song.
The end of I’m Your Captain (Closer to Home) by Grand Funk Railroad fits that description.
I’m surprised nobody mentioned “All I Want For Christmas Is You” yet
You’re beautiful - James Blunt
7 rings - Ariane Grande
Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
Look after you - The FraySo any song of which the original was much better and non-dance songs that I also can’t relate to at all.
Knocking on heaven’s door - guns n roses
Gnyoch-gnyoch-gnoch’n awn haavins dawoowaAaAh. Hey. hay. Hay hey yaaAaAh
*Up an octave, shrill af
NECK-NECK-NECK’N EHN HEAVIN’S DEEEIHHUWUOo003+"!'&¥83-??
Anything bro-country
Happy
Baby shark
How often do you listen to kids songs
More often than I prefer
We always did the Baby Shark Abs-Challenge everytime in my dance course. And for my calisthenics course too. @wuphysics87@lemmy.ml probably has nice abs 👀
Yellow by Coldplay
Don’t know why, but I hate it with a passion.
Flowers - Miley Cirus.
And in the same vein that Hozier song Too Sweet. For like a month all the Tickity Toks had those two songs as the soundtrack
That cheerleader song that was popular ten or so years ago. Worst thing that humanity has ever done.
Hollaback girl?
Hey Mickey?
Rebecca Black - Friday?
Any song by Taylor Swift or Florida Georgia Line. Actually, country pop radio music in general.
some of the later Swift albums are preferable at least to me - they’re almost bordering on synth pop especially on 1989.
entirely agree on Florida Georgia Line. fuck that noise, it’s pure garbage
Every single one from “Kizo” (polish raper)
sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy … (something someting) sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy … (something someting)
Lifestyle - Rich Gang. To this day I don’t know what it’s about. Mostly due to my laughter.
