Mee@reddthat.com to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoFinland turns down US request for eggs.yle.fiexternal-linkmessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1483arrow-down14file-textcross-posted to: europe@feddit.orgglobalnews@lemmy.zipworld@lemmy.worldworld@quokk.auworldnews@lemmit.online
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“The amount we could export would not solve their egg shortage,” says the head of the Finnish Poultry Association.
minus-squareMuskyMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up91·3 days agoEurope should just send Kinder Eggs, with the toys, just to fuck with them.
minus-squaredhork@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·3 days agoEuropean Diplomats should send real eggs, personally and ballistically, direct to the White House. I think that would send the proper message.
minus-squaredhork@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 days agoWe can use @ryper@lemmy.ca 's suggestion and ballistically “send” eggs that are already rotten…
minus-squareFreshparsnip@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoHere’s your eggs, motherfuckers
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·3 days agoAs Americans are apparently too stupid to be entrusted with Kinder eggs, that might solve some problems.
minus-squareryper@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·3 days agoSend real eggs, but “forget” about the travel time so they arrive rotten.
Europe should just send Kinder Eggs, with the toys, just to fuck with them.
European Diplomats should send real eggs, personally and ballistically, direct to the White House. I think that would send the proper message.
Now now let’s not waste food.
We can use @ryper@lemmy.ca 's suggestion and ballistically “send” eggs that are already rotten…
Here’s your eggs, motherfuckers
As Americans are apparently too stupid to be entrusted with Kinder eggs, that might solve some problems.
Now you’re talking
Send real eggs, but “forget” about the travel time so they arrive rotten.