• itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    If Donald Trump is the Sith Lord evil Emeror then Ilon Musk is Darth Vader? Then who is his unknown child that will destroy them? Who is Obi Wan? Tarrifs are Death Star? Many unanswered questions :)

    • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      nah, see, you got

      1. self-aggrandizing unelected bureaucrat
      2. intentionally sabotaging government programs to make his own vanity project look better
      3. blind obsession with deeply-flawed and barely-functional technological monstrosity
      4. claims sole credit for his program’s achievements despite, at best, hiring the guy that hired the guy that hired the guy to build the schematic that some other guy gave him
      5. definitely blackmailing his boss
      6. barely committed to his administration’s political agenda beyond whatever inflates his own ego
      7. nazi cosplay
      8. not a real face

      dude’s not Vader, he’s Tarkin. Vance is the moody teenager from bumfuck nowhere who suddenly started sucking the spiteful old warlock’s dick despite years of going on about how much he hates his whole deal, likely screwing over his wife in the process, making him Vader. and I guess Obi-Wan is Pope Francis because Vance definitely killed him.