If Messi was English you’d believe he was the resurrection of Jesus Christ Himself
The classic Jude Bellingham daily post
at this point the headlines are getting weirder and weirder by day, i always made fun of the english hype to their players, but fuck me this is way out of my imagination
One day with no Belligham PR is all I ask 😩
(I like him too but he’s everywhere)
British media are like no other, build em up like a god ready to make £££ on the fall
Babe wake up it’s time for the daily Bellingham article
The Devil works hard, but Bellingham’s PR team works harder
Bellingham might be the best player the universe, nay, all the timelines have seen, but even he cannot win against the incompetence that is Southgate.
Imagine the scenes if Bellingham and Maddison both go to a roast dinner
I like Jude and even I am sick and tired of these.