Omg, Jasmine makes me laugh so harrrrd. The way she talks s* with a straight face kills me. LOL “this is hell but the winter version” “God didn’t make this place to live but people insisted on it” (speaking about Michigan’s weather) “there are organisms that haven’t even been discovered yet” (Gino’s dirty ass kitchen) LMAO She might be a brat sometimes but she’s funny as shit!!

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    I like her too. “You ToOk her to Legooo lAnD!” lmao “Yeeno I’m a vegan but I need your meat” 😂😂

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      mine too! Her dramatic cry even makes me laugh. It reminds me of a dramatic spoiled child and I always think she’s gonna break character and start laughing cause I totally would. I need to practice that cry in the mirror cause it’s GOLD. LOL

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        The crazy thing is that I actually believe her when she says she’s attracted to him and actually in love with him. It’s just weird enough to be true!

        I think maybe she’s been hurt so badly by conventionally attractive guys that she has an aversion to them. I could see it happening.

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          I think so too, and I think at some point things clicked for her. Satisfying this humiliation kink he seems to have is working for them. We love it on TV, it’s made their sex life better, and that’s making their whole relationship better. She’s leaned in to being loud and wild and outrageous. She’s damned good at it!

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    I agree. I think this season so far is absolutely showing her humor. I literally laughed out loud when she asked “will this get me pregnant” talking about sitting on Gino’s dirty ass bed sheets 🤣😭😂

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    All we need is for andrei’s humor to finally pop through and we can forget how abusive and terrifying he really is

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    Jasmine and Yara, funniest ppl they have casted lately. Jasmine is just hilarious though

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      Yara has had me rolling since she first came in the show. She is hilarious

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      I completely agree. Smart and funny ( and gorgeous). Both of these women are amazing. Jasmine is def my fave but Yara is right behind her.

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    As a native Michigander, and lifelong Midwesterner, I get a kick out of the winter humor for sure LOL.

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    She’s really quick witted, which impresses me as English isn’t her first language. I still think she’s crazy (maybe just for TV) but she started to win me over during the recent tell all. I’m actually looking forward to her and Gino’s segments now.

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      I do too! She went a little overboard with the surgery but I think she’s hot and spicy and so much fun!

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    I audibly laughed out loud when she said “this fool” in Spanish to her sister in front of Gino last season

    She is funny. Just a walking telanovela

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    “What is this, Gino?” Chocolate milk?"

    “Yeah, I like that stuff.”

    “Baby, this is why your farts smell so bad. And all these noodles- how are you still alive?”

    🤣 🤣 🤣

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      i didn’t like her either at first because I thought she was so mean to Gino but then I saw a side of Gino that was showed he could be an A*hole too like when he sent his ex pics of Jasmine. I would’ve turned him into dust!!! After that, I was all like, he deserves all the smoke!! Lol

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    I have always liked Jasmine, and while she could do a lot better, I think she and Gino are the OTP