• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Deer on a hike: Oooh! The majesty of nature!

    Deer while driving: Don’t you dare, you suicidal maniac!

    Deer in my garden: GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU ROSE EATING, VEGETABLE STEALING, STRAWBERRY TRAMPLING, OVER GROWN RODENT DISEASE VECTOR SHIT MACHINE!!

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      4 days ago

      Killed everything in my planter box in our communal grow area and spreading ticks everywhere they go. Bastards.