Just the idea that he prob shaves in the shared bathroom, which means other men might be shaving in there. I barely like my husband shaving in our bathroom with his beard hairs much less neighbors/strangers!!!
I present you with my poor man’s award of informing you I just laughed so much I’m glad I didn’t pee a little! Thank you for that!
Outhouse Bob, I’m dying! Perfect name
I will now refer to him as outhouse Rob!
To me it seems like he has a rage bubbling just under the surface.
“If I wanted to not have kids I’d probably be a player forever“ sir an indoor toilet is a prerequisite for being a player; you’re currently rated “F” for “fuckboy.”
How am I supposed to have casual sex with someone if they don’t even have a bathroom for me to pee in afterwards? All his partners must have UTI’s all the time.
Bwahahaha
If you’re gonna rock that kinda stache, you gotta be vigilant about your 5’ o’clock shadow. Vigilant!