http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3
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This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it’s good to be prepared for all circumstances.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3
This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it’s good to be prepared for all circumstances.
Why, uh, why do you need to stop your neighbor from having something nice too?
Have you met my neighbor?
I’ve met all neighbors. I am the God of neighbors. Yours is actual above the standard level of neighborliness, but not greater than a standard deviation.
I would not trust either neighbor with this power
Because he is my neighbour, Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford…