Since you all seemed to enjoy the last one, I figured we could make it a little harder by choosing folks who we either know or suspect are not good at what they do, seem pretty untrustworthy, and/or are generally terrible people.
Since she seems nice, probably let Evelyn sing for a dinner party. everyone else is a big No especially Angela, thankfully a CNA which only checks blood pressures and changes adult diapers for a living.
Rebecca!
Rebecca. I have some people she could spy on for me 😆
Pedro
Andrei, he can handle dismantling a fridge!
Ugh Jesse would be a life coach god he’s insufferable
Pedro. He may be a prick, but he knows how to sell houses
Rebecca, but only if her services offered free Joella’s Hot Chicken.
Although my job is a complex federal legal clerking position alongside judges and attorney decision writers, I could see Rebecca or Evelyn doing my job.
Evelyn though, some of the judges would hate the quality of her work, but would forgive her because she was “cute” and looked like their daughter or granddaughter.
The other judges though…. Would eat her alive and spit out her bones.
There was one female judge who looked like Frederick Douglass — I say that respectfully, however; she was very dignified — who scared the ever living shit out of me.
She was a hard woman and did not suffer fools at all. If you worked hard and did your job though, she gave you all respect due. But when her name popped up on the docket, my heart froze. Every time, lol.But… when the time came, she actually wrote me a letter of recommendation without my asking her. I felt so honored.
Used to be a court reporter for her and the other judges until I became a law clerk. It was a heady and humbling moment when one of the judges told me the other judges were “fighting” over me to have me as their clerk when I got accepted to the position. :)
Pedro
Pedro, just so I can have him show me tons of properties all to go with another realtor at the end 😈
Rebecca
This is such an amazing post! Lol. But hand me that PI so I can do some research on someone…
Evelyn. She can sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star or something else extremely brief and call it a day.
Zzzzdaaabecca for my PI please