What would be your most creative puns for nicknames. For example, Zach Wilson aka Zach Milfson. I’ll start… as a Chargers fan…
Kellen Moore aka Kellen Less
Brandon Staley aka Brandon Stale
Tom shady
Karen Rodgers
When Tillery got the unnecessary roughness on Herbert everyone was calling him Crooked Tillery.
Diontae Dropson
Donte Moncrief was Donte Concrete on account of his brick hands
I affectionately refer to my garbage can as Desmond Ridder because it helps me get rid of things. And Desmond Ridder isn’t very good.
Fat Nagy
Todd Bowels
I always say Kenny Picksixett to my buddy and he hates it
Our DC - Steve Wilkes Booth for assassinating our defense
Fuck it, here’s one horrible QB insult pun for every team:
Josh Fallen
Tua Turnsdaballova
Mac Gones
Aaron Oddgers
Lamar Jacksoff
Blow Burrow
Deshaun Wat
Kenny Pickett? Yes, he can!
CJ Frowned
Lardner Minshew
Trevor Nawrence
Nil Levis
Russell Won’tson
Patrick Mahomeless
Jimmy Marcoppolo
Justin Sherbert
Ack Prescott
Daniel Nones
Jalen Squirts
Sam Owell
Justout Fields
Jared Goof
Jordan Loveless
Kirk Bruhsins
Desmond Shidder
Bryce Dung
Derek Belowparr
Baker Mayyield
Claytoutof Tune
Matthew Staffordpinto
Brock Turdy
Peeno Smith
Matthew Shaftturd
McFuckFace has been around a long time and we all know who that is.
Billy Ripken?
Wak Pickscott
Sack Prescott
Wak
Any other Facebook level insult you can think of
Kenny kitten mittens and najee “concrete shoes” harris
Deandre Droppin Hopkins
It’s not based on the player himself; just whenever I threw to him on Madden there was a 50% chance he’d drop it
Zilch Wilson. I wanna root for him to have a comeback story but it’s what I call him on his down games.