trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoMan who gets winded climbing stairs describes plan to repel home invasionwww.thebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up1315arrow-down15
arrow-up1310arrow-down1external-linkMan who gets winded climbing stairs describes plan to repel home invasionwww.thebeaverton.comtrashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square55linkfedilink
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoHomeowner: Entrenched with lord knows how much ammo, as much as they can store, and knows their house’s layout and choke points. Attacker(s): Only brought what they can carry. Likely 1-2 mags each. Fog of war in an unknown house. Place your bets now ladies and gentlemen.
The plan: Gun.
Attrition via bullets.
Homeowner: Entrenched with lord knows how much ammo, as much as they can store, and knows their house’s layout and choke points.
Attacker(s): Only brought what they can carry. Likely 1-2 mags each. Fog of war in an unknown house.
Place your bets now ladies and gentlemen.
Okay cowboy
Yippie ki-yay.