• glimse@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    -a person terrified of butterflies

    -covered themselves in fruit juice??

    -sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over

    -became the butterfly god

    I’ve seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed