Josh strikes me as Mad Dog 20/20. Maybe OG formula Four Loko
Budweiser Prohibition
Jungle juice at an SAE party
Henny and Diet Coke
Malort
Panthers - Shirley Temple most likely
Spiked
Tommy DeVito, “Jager Bomb”
Coors Light. If you know enough about Patrick Mahomes, you’d know he LOVES Coors Light
Come on man just because he likes it doesn’t mean he IS that
Clearly he’s pappy van winkle bourbon with a dash of ketchup
Natty Light
Edit: natty daddy actually because he’s kinda fat
A glass of tap water
la goudale because i like both very much and am drinking one
Hmmm…maybe a whiskey?? Improving with time, adaptable and sometimes having unexpected strength?
Trevor Lawrence = Zima.
Dak is unquestionably Miller Lite
Incredibly popular, but Dak is the most generic interview you will find. Dude is as coachspeak as it gets (which is not a bad quality when you’re QB for the Cowboys.)
And (IMO) genuinely decent, but not the best beer ever.