Today I washed my car, last time I did it was probably july, and in the last few weeks as you put on winter tires (studded tires, especially) and the roads are gritted my car was getting quite dirty and seemed to make people flinch when they saw that they were too close…


I have to wash my work truck weekly. It often gets covered in cow shit. People walk by my truck in parking lots on Friday and hold their noses.
I ran over a skunk this summer next to a pile of chicken shit and the combination was truly eye watering.
Turkey shit is worse then chicken shit.