“And then once everyone was accustomed to throwing away money they didn’t have for okay-ish deals on increasingly worse versions of things they didn’t need across a few days, you stretched it out over 2 months while making the discounts less and less significant?”
“Yeah, then we just let machines make the commercials and they bought it up until their houses were literally on fire or under water. Because of tradition.”
Christmas on Ferenginar must be insane
Imagine trying to explain Black Friday to a Ferengi. It would be like oo-mox
“Oooh! Tell me again how the ‘sales’ are actually more expensive than usual!”
“So you made up an entire ‘shopping day’ called Cyber Monday because of your primitive technology?!?”
“And then once everyone was accustomed to throwing away money they didn’t have for okay-ish deals on increasingly worse versions of things they didn’t need across a few days, you stretched it out over 2 months while making the discounts less and less significant?”
“Yeah, then we just let machines make the commercials and they bought it up until their houses were literally on fire or under water. Because of tradition.”
“Tray-diction, interesting”