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  • juicepants@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    Gino must really love Jasmine, cause I can’t stand her shrill screaming and the tears about everything. I’d fucking hate being her neighbor having to listen to all that.

    “Sounds like the door dash driver was a woman and Gino gave her too big of a tip again. Jasmine is on the roof howling again.”

    • HuntleyMC@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      I find myself wondering what the Jasmine/Gino relationship is like off camera if, and I agree with others that a lot of their fights are scripted, we are to believe what we are seeing is a true representation of their relationship.

  • shineeshineepinee@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    So Clayton claims him and Anali have had lots of sex in Peru, yet in the preview for next episode when she looks at him on the bed she says he looks like a cow?! So harsh girl. I really understood her reluctance to have sex when his mom is in the next room(closet) but she does not seem to like him at all tbh

    • buttsandsloths@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      I feel like they were a vacation romance OR the whole change/life has made her just shut down. My 3rd option/idea would be that the cameras are just making her uncomfortable in a way she did not expect.

  • shineeshineepinee@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    sophie… girl please ask your mom for some money for a plane ticket home. how is Rob giving you 1(ONE) rose a show of his commitment. couldn’t even afford a dozen 😭😭

    • knave-arrant@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      It didn’t even need to be roses or any kind of gift. Having a frank sit down where he acknowledges what he did and asks for forgiveness and creates a plan of action to win her back would have meant much more. She’s basically giving him a pass on the cheating that she shouldn’t, but he’s putting the most minimal amount of effort into their relationship the way he has with his own life. I could tell this dude was fake af the moment he did his bad choreo in the airport.

    • Jellopop777@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      I don’t get this couple at all. He is like 20 something going on 5, where she is a mature, rational, adult!

    • Jellopop777@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      I don’t get this couple at all. He is like 20 something going on 5, where she is a mature, rational, adult!

  • Summerisle7@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    I thought I’d seen some nasty family members, but Clayton’s sister really took the cake. Closet mom seemed nice and reasonable in comparison.

    • Skidboo@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      Clayton sister is a drunk fighter. Can’t blame for keeping her American romance a secret, and her guy thinks nothing is wrong with cluttered mess with a mom sleeping in the closet. Why doesn’t the mom sleep in Clayton sisters closet?🤣

  • Confident_Link_4248@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    Jasmine - throws a fit because Gino has a 14 yr old napkin with his ex wife’s scribble on it, ALSO Jasmine walking around in real time with her ex’s implant ass cheeks in her fiancees house. Yep, checks out.

    • Mercenarian@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      Lmao I am just watching the episode now and just came to that part and I RAN to this subreddit to see if other people were mentioning it, that was hilarious, like a Michael Scott moment like the other people commented haha

    • menunu@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      I fell off my couch laughing at this. This is by far one of the funniest 90 day gags. It Legitimately felt like a moment from a mockumentary like 30 Rock or The Office.

  • ZoomZoom228@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    Just another episode where Jasmin blows up.

    Next week looks ugly with Gino going full on Jovi strip club style lol.

  • Gandoolfia@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    when the episode immediately starts with Jasmine whimping, complaining & shrilling🙄🙄🙄

  • Mochi-momma@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    Jasmine’s butt looks like she forgot to take the cardboard insert out of her legging’s package.

  • LLCoolBrap@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    You gotta be pretty messed up to make a Nazi look like he’s the ‘decent one’ in a relationship. Just wild.

  • GilesLiberty@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    Rob is such a winner! I cheated but I could’ve cheated worse. So Sophie I hope you’re listening he’s telling you he really feels he doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with what he did. And the women who send those videos who are actual human beings he says are just like Spam. That is what he thinks of your relationship and that’s what he thinks of women that he talks to. They are Spam. You know the kind of Spam where you go you’re getting me so hot send me a video of you masturbating. I simply can’t understand why you don’t imagine him being the father of your children.

  • HuntleyMC@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    Why does Sophie say in the interview and then to Rob that she is stuck here with nowhere to go? Can she not just go back to LAX and return to the UK?

    Every time Rob talk I just want to scream. Such a deep thinker.

    • GilesLiberty@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      She said it herself, it’s not just Rob it’s the idea that she was going to start a life in America. So she doesn’t wanna leave him because she wants to have a new exciting life in LA. Another person I don’t have a lot of sympathy for because she is choosing her interesting exciting new life over being with someone who treats her with any level of dignity or respect.

    • MalinaNox@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      She really wants to be an LA influencer and now she has to go find someone else for that.

    • yoginurse26@alien.topB
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      10 months ago

      My thoughts exactly. She has a phone, money, and knows the language. I’m sure it’s still tough being in a different country and she’s still quite young.

  • substantial_schemer@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    Igor saying he’s using an app to learn english because he can’t understand when Nikki is yelling at him 😞 and wants to be better prepared.

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    10 months ago

    I feel like Nikki is in love with the idea of the man she wants him to be (I forget his name). Because, she doesn’t seem to like who he actually is. This is problematic.