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“Mom, meatloaf! Fuck! I never know what she’s doing back there. Do you want a Drink Coach Daboll?”
That’s University of Illinois legend Tommy DeVito to you.
Let’s be clear
what are we being clear about? the guardian is such trash.
This dude made me $4800 richer yesterday and all I did was sit on my computer and click prop bets
I mean, I wish I made 44,000 a week and lived rent free at my moms lol
“tommy don’t put too many onions in the sauce!”
‘ma it’s three small onions!’
“and how many cans of tomatoes?”
‘two cans two big cans’
This little meatball just cracks me up and warms my heart.
I mean that’s more than a lot of people make in a year.
TOMMY: I like this one. One WR goes one way, and the other WR goes the other way.
MRS. DEVITO: One’s going east, and the other is going west.
TOMMY: And this coach’s saying, “Whaddaya want from me?” The guy’s got a nice head of no hair. Beautiful. The WR, it looks the same.To be fair I’m making 10k a month and live with my parents
I’m waiting for my wife green card, there is no point in living alone (yet)
And im banking money like crazy. I share a car, I pay $500 a month for “rent” and that includes meals.
We have a big house, honestly we are talking about just building a mother in law Suite
Also as I’ve gotten older I find myself getting along with my parents more.
MA, WHERES DA GABAGOOL?
i bought some capocollo yesterday after seeing it in like every episode of the Sopranos (finally watching it…), and it’s so fuckin good 😋
You see him do that gesture to celebrate the Saquon TD pass? So Jersey Italian it almost hurts. Lol
I want his jersey now. Maybe a TD chain. Dude is a meme .
I’m going to New York next week, let me know if anywhere is making a Devito sangwich in his honor
Peppas and eggs? That’s what I shoulda had!
HAAAW YUU TOIN’?
Gabagool??? Ovah heeeeeere
Lol I still hear it in Sil’s voice
Ma! MEATLOAF!
PICK UP YOUR FUCKING SKATEBOARD
Mom, the meatloaf!!
FUCK!!
After you pick up your fucking skateboard!
Poor guy only 44k a game. He must be broke.
Is it $44k per game he plays, or just per game while he’s on the team?
It’s more that he has his family take care of everything non football related. He already has everything he needs at his house right now. Saving money is just a bonus
A classic mammone. Every Italian boy lives with his mom until he’s married.
Yupp did until I was 26. My wife even lived with us, but I waited till I had a house. No way was I being a married man in my moms house 😂.
Pretty common in India/Pakistan too. Especially Panjabi people.
Multi-generation living is pretty common and honesty a necessity in some parts of the world for real estate.
Wit his muddah
My good friend’s step dad is Italian. The step dad literally worked 30 years as a public school teacher, retired, and waited until his Italian mom passed before moving out and finally marring my friend’s mom. Crazy stuff.