This took longer to make than it should have. Originally wanted to make it work more like the song, but that would be 79 choices, which felt like maybe a bit too much? So instead decided to just randomly come up with silly stand-ins for the lyrics not really following the growing number instead and trim the pool way down from like 120 originally. But whatever, it’s all silly fun and I suck at image editing lol. Happy Holidays.

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    True Love: Anya Taylor-Joy

    3 Girls Orgy: Zazie Beatz, Evan Rachel Wood, Kendra Sunderland

    2 Titty Fucks: Christina Hendricks, Sydney Sweeney

    3 Handjobs: Scarlet Johansson, Kat Dennings, Zoe Saldana

    2 BJs: Daisy Ridley, Sophie Turner

    Face Fuck: Taylor Swift

    2 Cow Girls: Candice Patton, Deborah Ann Woll

    Missionary: Elizabeth Olsen

    2 Prone Bone: Hailee Steinfeld, Amouranth

    Rough Doggy: Brie Larson

    Anal Full Nelson: Joey King

    3 Girls Orgy: Hayley Atwell, Jessica Nigri, Brooke Monk

    12 To stay forever:

    Emma Watson,

    Billie Eilish,

    Anya Taylor-Joy,

    Mia Khalifa,

    Ana de Armas,

    Jenna Ortega,

    Eva Green,

    Milana Vayntrub,

    Sasha Grey,

    Olivia Munn,

    Yanet Garcia,

    Madelaine Petsch