Igor is hilarious, I don’t care. He’s making all kinds of digs at The Nikki and The Nikki deserves them. What kind of person just harasses an unwilling party for sex? A sex pest. A loser. If The Nikki is so adamant about being treated like a sexy creature who is dicked down at all hours of the day, then The Nikki needs to go elsewhere. The Nikki is not owed sex, I don’t care how much money was paid. JUST LEAVE. Stop harassing him. If The Nikki was rubbing my chest, I would scream and cry and fight to get away. It’s like an invasion of the body, a burgeoning possession from Pazuzu. It’s likely not pleasant at all so I don’t blame him for having the hex sign up.

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    "If The Nikki was rubbing my chest, I would scream and cry and fight to get away. It’s like an invasion of the body, a burgeoning possession from Pazuzu. "

    Thank you for this. I had a horrible day today and weekend (my sweet old pittie started having seizures and I thought I wwas gonna have to put him down) and was just crying a little while ago. Then I read this and it made me actually snort out loud. Thank you, OP!!

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      10 months ago

      I’m sure your dog knows how much he is loved. There’s nothing like a pitbull, mine is next to me right now

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      Get your vet to prescribe phenobarbital it works wonders, had a dog that started having seizures & this stuff stopped them, just don’t skip a dose, hope your baby is better