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When you have a dick-hammer every dick looks like it needs hammering.
Not to be confused with when you have a hammer-dick & every hammer looks like it needs dicking.
Either way there is gonna be some industrial clanking.
Bad dudes have to pee sitting down.
No, bad dudes do it of their own volition
The dick? Sure it’s not that sensitive and you didn’t say I have to put it on something and squish it so it will just swing around a lot after hitting it with a hammer.
Balls, however, nah homie I’m good.
Not even a little
Not twice.
yes
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Dick and ball torture
Or pain Olympics
