I actually CACKLED when Jasmine was going through the house “cleaning” (aka snooping) and she pulls up the notebook where he was trying to learn Spanish and the only word written down is perras (bitches). Literally you can’t make this stuff up 😂

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    1 year ago

    Something about this just SENT me. I’m putting this on a sweatshirt. In Gino’s terrible handwriting too. I feel like it’s something I’ll just wear around the house but i NEED it.

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    1 year ago

    😂 Definitely had a good laugh over this. Was that the only thing written down in that entire notebook?!

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    1 year ago

    She thought she was coming to fairytale paradise. She freezing 🥶 cold skin itchin like a flea infested dog. Dust,dirt,rust,“black sruff” in the bathroom, UGH!!! I don’t think he has the strength to leave her 😌

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    She thought she was coming to fairytale paradise. She freezing 🥶 cold skin itchin like a flea infested dog. Dust,dirt,rust,“black sruff” in the bathroom, UGH!!! I don’t think he has the strength to leave her 😌

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    1 year ago

    Jasmine found all his shit. Lmao 🤣 I was like he probably doesn’t even remember half of it then she’s showing the world his ex-wife’s dog & TLC blurring the fur baby’s face! 😂

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    Jasmine found all his shit. Lmao 🤣 I was like he probably doesn’t even remember half of it then she’s showing the world his ex-wife’s dog & TLC blurring the fur baby’s face! 😂

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    1 year ago

    This was his attempt at learning to speak “Jasmine”. He heard her screaming about the grocery store employees while he was buying TV dinners one day and wrote it down to look up later. Unfortunately, he hasn’t been able to write down any more definitions because her scream-crying tirades are too unintelligible for him.

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    1 year ago

    It’s also funny that the best she could do is an old bar napkin. Heh, that woman is fucking messed up. Gino has his bucket of issues too, but Jasmine is a whole different level of broken.

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    1 year ago

    The fact that they cut to Coco right after she said it means bitches sent me! The editing in this scene was magnificent.