Full time, Bayern win 1-0 though oh boi did Koln did almost draw at the end had the last corner not even happened but their player just shoot instead. I honestly think that would have been 50/50 if it went in or not if that last corner on minute 92 was instead just a shot.

Kane is a cheat code

Man bayerns finishing is pathetic today so far, Koln doing them a big favour

That pass from Kane to Coman was obscene

Dayum! Neuer just dodged that Koln player like nothing! That said oh boi that could have ended badly.

Dass Baumgart kein Englisch kann wusste ich aber ich seh ja jetzt erst dass Köln außer Carstensen nur deutsche oder Österreicher im Kader hat

GOATING as Musiala replacement

Why is Bayern playing on a Friday after an international break? Seems nonsensical as they’ll always have a ton of players traveling.

This match is available on youtube here.

That Köln sing Loch Lomond before kickoff is so unfathomably based.

I will never Tuchel playing wingers opposite position to their preferred position

Manifesting a Köln upset thanks to a Selke masterclass. I need this. We all need this.

Der disrespect von Tuchel gegen Müller ist nicht zu verstehen

Fuck me, we’re actually playing 5-4-1. What is this?

If Koln could go all out for 5 mins they’ll equalize

Why are we watching a close up of Baumgart putting on his shoe😭