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How can I help you? Do you want to bring glory to the empire?
Looks like Honor is back on the menu.

this is so fucking specific lmao i love it and i love you (not in a weird way)

hahahahhaha
Imagine the size of the eyedrop bottle …
Elvish eyedropper:

pH balanced for soothing relief any time of day.
Falls on the floor and gets stepped on, it’s Night of the Johnstown Flood, dear fellows.








