TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once. Whoops, wrong sub
TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once. Whoops, wrong sub
How do you milk sheep? Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.
What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time? College
How do you milk sheep? Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.
Give a man a shirt, and he’ll wear it once Tell a man he looks good in it, and he’ll wear it for a lifetime
Christmas joke (NSFW) A 17 year old male walks into a drug store. He says “I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope there is a chance I get lucky, you know what I mean”
Clerk: “How about condoms then? They could come in handy. Here’s a pack.” The young man after paying walks to the door, stops, smiles, comes back: “you know what, the mom is also smoking hot, I think I’ll take another pack, just in case I get extra lucky.”
Christmas eve comes around, the boy sits at the dinner table and doesn’t say a word. After a while his girlfriend says: “if I had known you were so quiet, I wouldn’t have invited you.” the young man replies “if you had told me your dad works at a drug store, I wouldn’t have come.”
TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once. Whoops, wrong sub
CAN ADMINS OF THIS SUBREDDIT REDDIT DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE’S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE X IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE SE AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH IT. IT’S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?
TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once. Whoops, wrong sub
My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Scharzenegger impressions. But don’t worry I’ll return.
Christmas joke (NSFW) A 17 year old male walks into a drug store. He says “I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope there is a chance I get lucky, you know what I mean”
Clerk: “How about condoms then? They could come in handy. Here’s a pack.” The young man after paying walks to the door, stops, smiles, comes back: “you know what, the mom is also smoking hot, I think I’ll take another pack, just in case I get extra lucky.”
Christmas eve comes around, the boy sits at the dinner table and doesn’t say a word. After a while his girlfriend says: “if I had known you were so quiet, I wouldn’t have invited you.” the young man replies “if you had told me your dad works at a drug store, I wouldn’t have come.”
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence .
At birth, success is being alive. At age 3, success is not pooping your pants. At age 10, success is having friends. At age 16, success is having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is having sex. At age 30, success is having money… At age 40, success is having money.
At age 55, success is having sex.
At age 70, success is having a driver’s license.
At age 75, success is having friends.
At age 80, success is not pooping your pants.
At age 100, success is being alive.
How do you milk sheep? Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.
The front page is filled with memes in reference to that guy being dragged off of a plane. I can’t remember the last time the entire reddit user base was so… … United.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”. Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
I asked my mum “How much is a couple?” “2 or 3” she replied.
Probably explains why her marriage collapsed.
The front page is filled with memes in reference to that guy being dragged off of a plane. I can’t remember the last time the entire reddit user base was so… … United.
TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once. Whoops, wrong sub