Whenever Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares at night they would come to his bedroom.

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

I would much rather remember Patrice Lamumba, than a loser like kirk. But there is a drink called an Irish Car Bomb, so there’s no accounting for taste.

From Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrice_Lumumba#Political_ideology “Lumumba did not espouse a comprehensive political or economic platform.[201] According to Patricia Goff, Lumumba was the first Congolese to articulate a narrative of the Congo that contradicted traditional Belgian views of colonisation, and he highlighted the suffering of the indigenous population under European rule. Goff writes that Lumumba was alone among his contemporaries in encompassing all Congolese people in his narrative (the others confined their discussions to their respective ethnicities or regions),[202] and he offered a basis for national identity that was predicated upon having survived colonial victimisation, as well as the people’s innate dignity, humanity, strength, and unity.[203] Lumumba’s ideal of humanism included the values of egalitarianism, social justice, liberty, and the recognition of fundamental rights. He viewed the state as a positive advocate for the public welfare and its intervention in Congolese society necessary to ensure equality, justice, and social harmony.[204]”

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. And after a month of excruciating pain, the snake died.

IS NOT A DILDO!

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

I really like “aggressive rest”, and will likely use that with patients in the future.

Thing is they aren’t “going free”, they are being released on bail before their court hearing. Otherwise I think you’ve got it right.

Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the Earth away.

Maybe not by itself, but perhaps as part of a Mole’ sauce? I’m with ya, tho’. I eat red chili powder everyday to keep a baseline so that I can enjoy all the other flavors that those spicy chili’s offer. I like to grow Scotch Bonnets, and Habaneros. This year I’m hoping to grow Madame Jeanette, a chili in the same scoville range, with lovely fruity notes. Thanks for bringing this up, I just wrote to the farm that I get my Spring starts from, asking that they grow Madame Jeanette. Hee Hee!

I guess Stevens should just sit on her hands? What are you suggesting as a better course of action? She was elected to do things. And if she does something you criticize. And I expect if she does nothing you will do the same. smh

Thank You!

Big on assumptions, I see. Not criticizing, some folks only exercise is jumping to conclusions.

Is that you, Yosemite Sam?

My brain so wanted this to The Anti-Christ Cookbook. But NOOO!

https://archive.org/details/theanarchistcookbookwilliampowell

Not gonna argue the point with ya. And all we’re doing here is yapping, with nothing of substance to offer, right?

“This settlement is pure capitulation–it goes much further than the suit or the 8th Circuit order requires,” Yu wrote in a statement to ABC News. “The real story here is the unrelenting, right-wing push to jack up costs on working people with student debt.”

“The Founders designed our government to be a system of checks and balances,” Breyer said. “Defendants, however, make clear that the only check they want is a blank one.” NIce!

So you’ve got nothing. Moving right along.

So you suggest doing what, specifically?