My brother in Christ that is Princess Zelda

I roll the third

“Psychic! Attack! Fuck you!” –The Devil, 2005

How is Morgoth not Ontologically Evil?

I have it to where the good/evil extraplanar creatures are created as expressions of the good and evil within everything sentient.

I see Fey not as alien, but as capricious. They do what they please, when they please, damn the consequences.

They might commit arson against a local noble and then give that noble’s kid a super fancy cake; and not have a reason for either beyond “lol, lmao”

Szass Tam, Sauron, SecCom, The Empire, etc.

I have WIS and CHA as “Go Completely Unresponsive” and “Personality Death” respectively.

We’re D&D players, we all have a -1 at most

Common Finland W

Indeed!

This reads like a Vex meme and it’s awesome!

Tarrasque in a Ford F-150 Raptor Super Duty barreling through the school zone at 55 mph.

Dammit, Āfrica?

Åfrica?

It’s me, I’m that player

That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards

Äfrica

Once again, Magneto is the best villain

What kind of two-bit good-for-nothing organization wouldn’t supply you with a flamethrower?