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I definitely read that as “Tranny”. Meme still works though.

Fuck cars

I ride my bike everywhere. Don’t buy gas, need no license or insurance, can’t be tracked easily, no parking passes, and I can go where the fuck I want.

I heard that if you mix styrofoam into gasoline it becomes very viscous and sticky. It adheres to everything.

Steps for sure. Just walked 20k steps at work, that’s $1200 vs the 6 hrs I slept which would only be $360.

God damn that’s a good joke. Well done.

If you were riding it backwards then your harvest will be full this year. If you were riding it forwards then you are about to accomplish a goal. If it was riding you then you are lucky.

And then one becomes President. Again.

Artificial raspberry flavor is made from beaver anal glands.

The rock eater is never as cruel or mean hearted as what we’re seeing now. They just wanted to enjoy their gastric geology in peace.

Way back I worked at a call center for “Explore Talent”. We were located in Oregon but had to tell everyone we were in LA. They even had the LA weather forecast written on the board so we could comment on the weather. Super slimy job taking advantage of desperate people giving them false hope for money. I didn’t last the month.