They didn’t finish their mouse meat.

That’s right, Knob. She’s bi as in bisexual. And she can pull hotter chicks than you too. Let that sink in for a moment.

I’m with Manuel on this one. I’d rather have ceviche and plantain chips too.

These two are worse than Gino and Jasmine. Can you please do something other than fight about sex?

I’m glad she whipped that stuffed pig at his head.

He emphasized “heavily” believing in aliens. Dad’s going to weird out Citra for sure.

Tor’i is going to start shit again

For a minute I thought tonight was going to be the tell-all smackdown but that’s tomorrow. With so many of these shows it gets confusing sometimes.

I vaguely recall Stephanie Fartjar trying to do an AMA not long ago but it was taken down.

The tell-all is next. There was a preview that aired at the end of the last episode but I think it might’ve only aired on cable since many streamers are saying they didn’t get to see it. There is a link floating around this thread somewhere and it was also posted somewhere in the sub if you want to find it and check it out. Basically, Julio thinks Kristen cheated but we all forgot they exist, Holly runs off the stage, and Kim and Jenny get into a heated argument.

To those of you that missed the preview for next week:

Julio said he thinks Kristen cheated and claims to have receipts. He has something recorded on his phone but the preview doesn’t show what that is.

Holly has been back in the US for four months and Wayne says he doesn’t know if he sees a future with her. Holly says “If you don’t love me you shouldn’t have married me” and runs off the stage.

Jenny and Sumit are on a screen. Jenny says Kim seemed unappreciative and Kim says her opinion doesn’t matter. Jenny calls her an entitled spoiled little brat. Kim’s response is bleeped out but it seems she’s calling her a cunt. Jenny tells her to come to Jaipur because she’d love to meet her.

On one hand it’s gross that Brandan wants to just pick off the bugs. On the other hand, it’s weirdly cute in a way that these two are determined to feed each other a bite of their wedding cake.

This show taught me what a sankey panky is.

Brandan’s mom has a bug phobia too doesn’t she? I vaguely recall it being mentioned when she made them check for spiders and stuff when she first arrived.

Keep your remotes handy in case you need to mute some shrieking. Here we go!

Everyone almost ready? What are we snacking on tonight?

Yeah, I don’t want to be anybody’s human cupholder either. And that is an awful lot she had going on. I really love coffee, I’ve been a coffee drinker for many years and I can’t imagine pounding back that much especially within a short amount of time. Those Starbucks things are fairly strong too. One of those plus the big mason jar and I’d probably be jittering faster than time with heart palpitations setting in, never mind the third cup.

Jasmine showing us Gino’s “bitches” notebook and her WTF reaction to it cracked me up. I had a good laugh over that scene.

I guess Lolo kinda lucked out by missing the wedding.

Those bugs would’ve freaked me out. Are they bitey? I don’t want to look it up because I don’t want to see any heebie jeebie inducing photos.