Rogue Warrior

The graphics suck, the gameplay was coded by an actual child, the sound design barely exists and it crashes to desktop every half hour or so, but the plot is so nonsensical, the script is so unintentionally hilarious and Mickey Rourke’s line delivery makes it one of the most unintentionally hilarious games I’ve ever played. Plus it’s only like 2 hours long so it’s not really long enough for any of the abhorrent game design and almost non-existent presentation to take the fun out of it

Plus the main menu theme slaps and the end credits music is just a rap made from poorly stitched together one-liners the main character says throughout the game and when I first beat the game I remember laughing so hard my face actually hurt when I heard it

Yeah there’s been times I’ve wanted to play something like GTA IV on my steam deck on a plane or on the go, but every time Rockstar Game Launcher just kicks me out because “I don’t have internet”

Like yeah of course I don’t dicknips now please just let me play this single-player game that’s older than your worthless launcher