Dane Cook did it first

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

2049 was my shit

Yea but, Im a 49er fan. Think about me!

Steve?

Good Ol Bible Belt North strikes again.

Its still there. Go back and good riddance

Nah bro…Dink it up

The Black Friday article in the picture basically explains the last part of your comment. Everyone waited for sales all year and spent now

Its called “fake it til you make it” and i recognized the false confidence the first time i saw this used car salesman talk

Mother Nature’s toupee game is, not good

Check please…

We left that world behind with Harambe

Makes sense. What reddit has turned into for me now, is the internets best encyclopedia. And theres no escaping the vast amount of information saved on there, or any chance of finding it elsewhere. Yet

Bargoooooons!!

Uncle Bruce?