Wait no! I’m also gluing googly eyes and cottonball beards onto golf balls!!

I heard the village people are booked for the whole summer.

I heard the US will be requiring your last 5 years of incognito history to visit.

You watch too much sci-fi, dreamer.

Sure but it takes a billionaire or a republican politician to be comfortable with this degree of age discrepancy.

Ok, but you can take my gas stove away over my dead body, which apparently might be dead from an asthma attack.

Your mom is clearly dumb.

You watch too much sci-fi dreamer

I’m hoping it’s random, but this is Lemmy. Guy might really eat earlobe meat. Whole point here might be why buy a mcrib when you can grab an earlobe off a homeless drunk guy under a bridge?

All I can think of for some reason is the Chemical Brothers song "it began in Africa - ca - ca "

I’ve long meant to publish a cookbook but since it’s probably not going to happen I’ll share my concept here. It was going to be called “it starts with an onion” About 90% of the dishes I make start this way. Even if a recipe doesn’t call for it, I’ll often just start with some diced onion in oil and then began the recipe. If you have some ingredients around and you are trying to think of what to do with them, envision a Dutch oven or frying pan with some softened salted chopped onions in it and start planning what you will add too it. It’s a solid start to many a meal. Also, don’t underestimate shallots. They are like if garlic and onion had a baby.

Damn, I’ll take two. Does the price include shipping?

Is this how I find out I’m autistic??

Adopt me.

Is most of science, something you cannot?

But how does line keep going up then???

Nothing short of your soul

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