I don’t care how good Jordan Love becomes. I don’t like him because he’s the living embodiment of Resting Bitch Face.

Now that Dreamworks actually makes decent films, I’m glad Illumination has stepped in for the “shitty fucking animated kids’ movies with licensed music” title

I would like to formally request that the chunky Wisconsinite yelling “LETS GO” into the field mic over and over please eat some cheese curds instead of yelling.

I see why the Eagles starters are still in there. In the next two minutes, they just need to score a touchdown, convert 2 points, convert an onside kick, score a touchdown, convert 2 points, convert an onside kick, score a touchdown, and convert 2 points to win.

God damn. Clean hit, but I would NOT want to be that man.

Bryce Young would win more games if he sucked less at being a QB

I live right next to US bank stadium. I should start selling my parking spot on these game days…

Manning Cast guests today are awful. They couldn’t even get the Manning brothers on!

To be fair to the Chiefs, you can’t expect someone like Mahomes to compete with the raw sexual energy of Aidan O’Connell

Football kinda fucking sucks this year man

People who compared isolation during the pandemic to prison simply needed to experience this game to realize what true pain is

This game hasn’t even started yet and it already sucks

Honestly this is what the Seahawks get for wearing those disgusting uniforms

Honestly all you guys talking shit about the commies’ chances here crack me up. They have three two full minutes to get a touchdown, recover an onside kick, get a touchdown, recover an onside kick, get a touchdown, recover an onside kick, get a touchdown, recover an onside kick, and then get another touchdown to tie it.

That shot of Dak made him look like the absolute shiniest human being in the Western Hemisphere

Here’s the real halftime show for anyone interested in watching some flying toilet paper eunuchs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prLQhRYh\_Ls

Quay “Quay Walker” Walker

Inside of Johnny Depp there are three wolves. One of them plays guitar. The other two play guitar. He plays guitar.

Zach Wilson is shockingly bad. Like not even “backup QB” bad, he belongs on a practice squad.

So far, this has gone substantially better for Hamlin than his last defensive series.