I gotta be honest, I kind of only hate Denver. The team and their fanbase are just the fucking worst.

I ‘like’ KC as our most respectable and oldest rival. They usually have cool and interesting players and coaches, I always had a soft spot for Derrick Thomas and Christian Okoye, Hank Stram always seemed fun on the old NFL Films, and, while the rivalry is heated and hard-hitting there was never a Shanahan or an Elway to really make me hate them. Their fans are mostly fine. I mostly feel this way about the Steelers and 49ers as well, although as a LA fan, SF fans are the worst, by which, I mean they’re just like us.

The Chargers are the Chargers, they’re just there.

I don’t actually hate New England, I dunno, something about the way Tom Brady smirked in the press conference right after the Tuck Rule just made all my hatred go away. I never hated Brady or Belicheck.

I can’t hate the Bucs for something that was Bill Callahan’s fault.