I have lost track of the various 90 Day variants and who is on them so I just watch whatever show I come across and point and laugh at whoever happens to be on it.

Nicole, the bitch ass slut ass bitch ass whore from Family Chantel?

Evelyn gets my vote. She definitely sings better than I do and would give me apples for clapping for her. I don’t like apples, but my Mom does so I would regift them to her.

They could film me watching 90 Day Fiancé while being on 90 Day Fiancé, and it would be this vicious loop of 90 dayism that would only end when my husband comes home and turns off the TV, to loud boos from me and the producers!

Surely you can buy the components for a “RED BAG WITH MY MAKEUP” anywhere!

It don’t matter if you’re black or white… once sang the most famous person on the planet to undergo a visible skin color change in front of the whole world. He also wore terrible wigs.

Sophie may not have been in control of the lighting of her earlier photos where she clearly looked darker or with how her skin tone may have changed over time - but she is 100% responsible for her terrible wigs and I have no hesitation snarking about that! When someone talks about being so rich that she could afford to hire someone to figure out her wigs, which are furry hats you choose for yourself… and then puts herself on a reality show in awful wigs… then I am going to point and laugh! Sorry, not sorry!