James Earl Jones had a stutter during his childhood, and look where he ended up in his life. One of the things I commonly see is that talking and singing use different parts of the brain, so while you may have trouble with a stutter while talking, you may not while singing. That may be something worth looking into.

I always joked with my brother that they should make Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

You said that both parties are the same, but also that one is the lesser of two evils, which means that one is better than the other. So are they the same, or is there one party that’s better than the other?

I know people who know him. Allegedly, he lost a bet and had to change his legal name to that.