The Head Hour: Laura Vandervoort. Laura spent time as a cheerleader and a trophy wife, before her sugar daddy’s attempt to sacrifice her to a demonic god resulted in her gaining witchy powers. While this ended Laura’s life of luxury, she retained the headgame that she had cultivated. Over the course of an hour, I give her one facial and one load that she swallows.
The Titty Trial: Auli’i Cravalho once attempted to use titty magic as a method of seducing and assassinating a wizard. Her spell backfired, with the not too terrible result of causing her to orgasm from giving a titfuck to completion. She provides me with three titfucks, giggling and smiling the entire time as I variously shoot cum onto her tits, across her face, and into her mouth.
The Ass Adversity: Becky Lynch submits herself to painal. In the tradition of Amazon punishments, she must make herself submissive to a man’s sexual desire until her crime is forgiven. I humiliate Becky, pulling her hair, spanking her, and stepping on her head to push her face into the ground. All while fucking her in the ass as she remains stoic, only occasionally grunting.
The Rough Ride: Coi Leray. Stricken with a rabbit’s warren curse, she must ride a man to completion three times before the source of the curse is made known to her. Until then, Coi will be overwhelmed by horniness and endlessly energetic. There’s not need for me to grab her ass to handle her pussy up and down my cock, but I do it anyway because she’s got a nice ass.
The All Rounder: I cum in Janelle Monae’s mouth, onto her hands, onto her tits, in her pussy, onto her feet, in her ass, on her thighs, and on her face. I don’t know what her story is, why she wants or needs to fuck me so many times, or even if she is or isn’t really a witch. I am delighted to put 8 loads of my cum onto or inside her. I hope it was helpful for her witchy purposes.
The Coordinated Climax: Olivia Rodrigo and Kate Beckinsale. An attempt at teleportation magic has caused these two to swap bodies. While explaining this to me, Olivia mouths off to Kate who responds by dominating 'Liv sexually. Having the teacher’s body, Olivia then dominates Kate in the apprentice body. I am overjoyed to fuck both of them now, and after multiple rounds (in which I repeatedly cum inside Kate’s mouth, pussy, and ass; and on Olivia’s tits, face, and inside her pussy) I find myself cumming inside Kate while she makes Olivia orgasm. I am also over the moon about partaking in another threesome to celebrate the body swap’s reversal, ending in a double facial.
The Creampie Challenge: Halle Bailey and Nikki Bella come to me seeking arbitration. In the course of some argument about broom riding, the two have fought one another to a standstill. Their competition begins with a sequence in which they give me a double blowjob, while intermittently deepthroating me (point to Halle). Following this, they take turns riding my face and riding cowgirl (point to Nikki). In the final round of arbitration, both women get on their hands and knees side-by-side. I take turns fucking them doggy style until I eventually cum inside Halle (point to Halle). For the sake of fairness, I also fuck Nikki doggy style until I cum inside her (point to Nikki). Sadly, I am unable to decide which witch should win the competition, but I am glad to have made a fair judgement.
The battle system seems well-balanced to me, with the higher critical chance of the enemy working well against the player’s witches attacking first and the player choosing matchups.
The Battle: Unbeknownst to me, the witches had been preparing for a battle against their foes of many-hundred years. The Well-Willers preparing for a battle against the World Turn’d Upfide Down. While the sexual rites provided varying degrees of success, they at least convinced the witches of my good intentions so that these women are willing to allow me to lead them.
My tactic is to open with my strongest defender against the enemy coven’s weakest attacker: Laura Vandervoort against Ariana Grande. Laura has nearly 10 years more experience in giving blowjobs and trivially wins a contest of spouting magickal rhymes. Laura defeats her foe without suffering one iota of injury.
Next, I observe that Coi Leray is quite powerful in offense while Sofia Vergara is vulnerable in defense. While Coi Leray retains all her energy, she has since dealt with the caster of the rabbit’s warren curse and is able to focus fully. Taking 2 points of damage, she unleashes a critical strike to remove Sofia from the battlefield.
Elisha Cuthbert protects herself poorly, and her critical capacity is weak. I send Laura out again. Laura attacks and defends perfectly, once again achieving victory without suffering a scratch.
I judge Camila Mendes to be weak, but she unleashes multiple critical attacks and defeats Laura. Still, she is down to 23 hearts. Wary of another damaging barrage, I send out Olivia Rodrigo. She is successful.
McKayla Maroney has strong attacks and defenses, but a low criticality. Becky Lynch is one of my highest-ranked witches, so she does battle. Becky deals an overwhelming strike, quickly defeating her foe while suffering little. It seems that my ritual of endurance was helpful to her.
By far, Daisy Ridley is the weakest remainder of the World Turn’d Upfide Down, so I put forth Nikki Bella. Sadly, a critical hit knocks Nikki down to 40 hearts, although she then recovers and defeats her foe. Perhaps Bella would have fared better if I had chosen the arbitration in her favor.
Maude Apatow carries the lowest criticality, and I send Coi Leray to assail her. Coi suffers a bit of heart loss, but a critical strike and strong defense mean that she carries the duel quite well.
I send Auli’i Cravalho against Lily Rose Depp. The witches trade critical strikes. Auli’i prevails with 14 hearts remaining.
Rita Ora is the only witch standing against the Well-Willers. I attack with Janelle Monae. Rita loses one-third of her hearts, but wins. Eager to finish the fight, I choose Becky Lynch. Becky is victorious! I have achieved victory at the cost of two witches.
My happily ever after harem:
Auli’i Cravalho continues to deliver orgasmic titfucks.
Becky Lynch seeks me out whenever she requires punishment.
Coi Leray rides me with bountiful energy.
Halle Bailey and Nikki Bella continue to compete for my cum with blowjobs, various acts of cowgirl, and doggy style fucking.
Janelle Monae resides in an afterlife paradise, where I occasionally visit to cum onto or inside of every part of her body.
Kate Beckinsale and Olivia Rodrigo gift me threeways (almost always while occupying their own bodies).
Laura Vandervoort delivers ghostly, unimpeachable blowjobs.