Jigglin’ titties, who woulda thunk it?

You’re just going for that anti-marketing dollar

I’ve been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That’s 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that’s 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you’re better than me? Oh, you’re not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I’ll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

I thought number 3 was a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree.

I absolutely love these designs - finally the Usborn Book of the Future is coming true!

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If we’re talking bands consisting entirely of or fronted by women, these are my picks - including others previously mentioned because they’re awesome and if the emphasis helps you give them a go then all the better!

Vaguely in order of increasing “heaviosity”

The Breeders, Sleater-Kinney, Bikini Kill, L7, 7 Year Bitch, Babes In Toyland, Acid King, Windhand, (Neurosis &) Jarboe, Bonnie Mercer.

And on a more relaxed bent… Portishead, Bardo Pond, Bowery Electric, Blonde Redhead.

Is this Lambton Worm territory?

Brilliant film! Immensely quotable, perfect amount of haemophiliacs, and a religious message.