Why limit yourself to just a border sign? Let me write a whole self-deprecating travel booklet!

Welcome to one of the world’s famous places for exile convicts since XVII century!

It’s cold in here? Oh, don’t be silly, just put on some warm clothes! You simply have to, as you’re now trapped here and not even allowed to have too many proper roads to the mainland. Don’t even try to leave this place!

Tired of campism? Don’t worry, there are only two living camps: governor-general’s people and aggressive bears. So you won’t be torn between factions… you’ll just be torn into fractions.

No, of course you’re not allowed to claim any of these abundant natural resources! In fact, you’re considered as one of them. How convenient to keep you here!

Welcome here! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining places in the globe. It’s safer here. At least there are no motor-scooter sounds in the night sky…

Instructions unclear. May I interest you in some stories of the opposite subject?

So, I don’t have an UPS, but I have three short stories where my data was affected by its absence during a blackout.

First time, btrfs zero-log came in handy and nothing was lost. The SSD itself, however, was suddenly crashed just two weeks later.

Second time my near-endgame Hollow Knight save file was irreversibly corrupted during the Zote dream fight, so I had to replay it from the beginning. Another of Zote’s dirty tricks for sure…

And the third time the entire FS was corrupted beyond all repairs. It was still capable to mount in read-only and was almost completely readable, apart from a few of cache files, but I still had to recreate the whole FS from scratch. Good thing I set up my backup just shortly before this incident!

By the way, I’ve been using Btrfs for 6-7 years, and have survived dozens of power outages, but so far only these three incidents have happened. So I take it as a success!

…And it must have nothing to do with my local ISP. Using its IP is also not an option for me, even if it was technically feasible. Sorry for rejecting solutions that would otherwise be viable! So I have no choice but rely on some «cloud» providers in a more or less twisted way. My initial idea was at least treat them as disposable.

And after briefly exploring some of the options from comments, I now lean towards a combination of Netbird and some DDNS provider that could set a CNAME record for its free subdomains. Can afraid.org do that? I’m afraid its website isn’t opening for me for some reasons, so I can’t read its documentation for now.

Obligatory yt-dlp solution:

yt-dlp [video_url] --write-comments --skip-download --no-mark-watched --dump-json | jq .comments

Maybe it’s slightly unrelated, but I’m entirely sure only about origins of my English: the way (and even the fact) I speak it is heavily induced by the EN VTubers, apparently. I’ve learned spoken English mostly from watching them! Only they were cool enough to arise my interest. So they are indeed Connect the World.

So, let me summarize everything that I’ve figured out so far:

• There is a detailed breakdown of the optional features of all supported storage providers in the Rclone documentation, including public sharing links feature. Exactly what I was thinking about. So my initial search has now narrowed down a bit. I like how no one even tried to dig in that direction :D I appreciate you pushing me towards the hard-selfhosting path, though! Community name checks out, as they say…
• AFAIK all dynamic DNS services work like this: you install a daemon on your PC (or router), it connects to the DDNS provider’s server. That server looks at the source IP address of your request and then puts it into the A record of the domain name they provide you. So it won’t work with reverse-proxying daemons like Cloudflare Zero Trust or Netbird, at least not directly.
• On the other hand, these reverse-proxying solutions (TIL it called ZTNA — Zero Trust Network Access) has an option to use it with external domains. Their documentation mentions that you should set a specific CNAME record for your domain. However, Cloudflare supports this setup only on the paid plans! So it turns out that Cloudflare Zero Trust isn’t suitable for this task at all.
• And just out of curiosity: does Cloudflare shows the same obnoxious browser check page in front of a service behind its Zero Trust? And will it even work with a non-browser client in that case, like Nextcloud client? I know that you can set up a split-horizon DNS (such a cool name!) to open your service from within your network, I’m just curious.
• Seems like Netbird allow you to use external domain for free with their gateway. Finally, good news! You still need a DDNS provider that allows you to set CNAME record for a free domain name, though. No-IP, however, provides this option only for their paid domains. So it also isn’t suitable for this task. Are there any DDNS providers that allows you to set CNAME record for free?

Am I missing something? Also, hope you don’t mind me overexplaining like that! It’s pretty much notes for myself, but you never know if it might be useful for someone else.

Well, while it’s probably the most sane solution, it doesn’t suit me at all, unfortunately. For me, there is a strict requirement: it must be free of charge, without any payment at all. Guess I should have mentioned it explicitly in the original post, but I did not expect such an immediate direction shift!

Basically the S3 API allows authenticating with a signature as a part of the URL that are scoped to a specific object and optionally expires.

I see, like that, right? But it says expiration is rather mandatory than optional, and these pre-signed links lasts no longer than 7 days! Or is it just an Amazon’s own limitation, and other S3-compatible providers might provide unlimited expiration time?

I know Yggdrasil, it’s pretty cool! But if I’m about to ask my audience to install some additional software, I’d rather prefer ZeroNet, as it provides built-in P2P redundancy and doesn’t even depend on my host being alive. So it likely fits better with my initial idea. Although I really don’t have confidence to ask for this, unless this hypothetical software is purposefully tailored to my use case. And for now, It doesn’t exist (yet?).

Interesting… I didn’t even think it could be used that way! So I might as well consider this option for real. Can it be used with a dynamic dns TLD?

Don’t feel brave enough to selfhost a public-facing service, though…

And… how to obtain a public IP, then?

because unencrypted http is BAD.

Sorry, I don’t enjoy such blatant wordings at all. I prefer to say «supports delivering content unmodified solely by a lucky chance» :D

Edit: now, after reading @benno@sh.itjust.works’s and @bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip’s comments, I realized that Cloudflare tunnel could be used for reverse-proxying traffic to the local daemons! You know, when you think about Cloudflare, you genuinely feels nothing but repulsion after all that endless browser check pages, and don’t even consider it as something useful. So for now, I’m trying to wrap my head around all of this to ask a meaningful question. So it’s not over yet!

I know, right? But it requires a valid TLD and a public IP, so this is not an option, unfortunately.

That’s exactly what I’ve imagined after reading the original post, thanks for sharing!

In theory anything that can host WebDAV, SSH/SFTP, or an S3 endpoint would do the job.

Sounds like Rclone, which can host all of these protocols, has a web UI, and can act as a REST server for Restic as well. Haven’t tried it yet, though! Just leaving it here as an additional option to consider.

Also remember: don’t panic!

PSR J2322−2650 b, to watch the eternal sunset while walking in the diamond rain! Well, not exactly walking, as there is no solid surface on this planet.

More realistically, I’d like to visit Venus, Titan, Europa and Enceladus. Venus and Titan have opposite extreme conditions while maintaining a dense atmosphere and a solid surface, so it might be quite interesting to watch closely and compare. And Europa with Enceladus have a good chance of keeping extraterrestrial life in the depths of their oceans.

And of course, landing on 1I/Oumuamua and 3I/ATLAS would be thrilling!

Looks like a sound advice!

As Free Software movement clearly demonstrates, there is only one reliable and reproducible method of preventing enshittification: ability to fork; ability to do things on your own, however you want, without anyone’s approval. However, Fediverse doesn’t grant its users this ability. One can not simply fork an instance and/or a community with all of its data. Even if your instance admins are pretty cool (admins of my instance are pretty cool, just saying!), you still have to rely on their goodwill all the time. And setting up a personal instance doesn’t seem feasible enough to widespread selfhosting…

Yeah, I think that must be it. So it wasn’t a déjà vu! Thanks for the clarification.

By the way, is there any good place to ask for help if I’d like to request a modding tool for certain niche games? I have almost no idea about reverse engineering, so I’m unlikely to do it myself, even with LLM assist.